Me: Ugh. I forgot to ask you to mow the lawn this weekend.
Adam: I looked at it. It wasn’t too bad.
Me: It’s getting long.
Adam: Actually, it’s more EC to not cut your grass too short. You’re supposed to keep it long.
Me: Uh…
Adam: Ha! And it’s actually true! I read what you wrote last night. See, your EC can come back and bite you in the ass!
Damn! Sometimes I wish he didn’t read my blog…
