Pie, looking closely at my face: Did you know that old people get wrinkles?
Me: They do?
Pie: Yeah. You don’t have wrinkles yet.
Pie puts her hands up on my face. She touches the corners of my eyes.
Pie: But you’re starting to. Right here, by your eyes. You’re starting to get wrinkles.
Me: Oh.
Pie: Oh, I’m serious! You really are! The wrinkles are starting right… here! See? Wrinkles. Starting. Yep, definitely starting.
Uh, thanks?
