The Necessity of Disney Channel
Hypothesis: Children are addicted to the Disney Channel and will experience tremors if it is withdrawn abruptly.
Experiment:
1. Take two children to museum specializing in avant-garde art.
2. Place them in a room that is showing a Runa Islam‘s video Be the First to See What You See As You See It, a video with a woman fondling, and occasionally breaking, pieces of China. She also drinks tea.
3. Stand back and observe.
Result: Children stay seated and engaged for 10.25 minutes. The film is 7.5 minutes long, shown on a loop.
Conclusion: Who needs Disney? Any screen in a port will do.
