Doodles: So you went to film school?
Me: Yes, I did.
Doodles: And you studied acting?
Me: No. I studied filmmaking. To study acting you went to acting school.
Doodles: So what did you study?
Me: Directing. Screen writing. Editing. Animation.
Doodles: So how come you became a regular writer?
Me: When I got out of school I realized I liked regular writing–prose, it’s called–more than screenwriting.
D: Did you show your movies to the public?
Me: No. Just to my class.
D: How come not to the public?
Me: There was no way to do it.
D: YouTube.
Me: There was no YouTube when I was in school. There was no Internet.
D: What do you mean?
Me: I mean it hadn’t been invented yet. There was no Internet. No e-mail.
D: So how did you get in touch with people?
Me: I called them.
Pie: Or you could write them a letter!
Me: That’s right. I could write them a letter.
Doodles: But no Internet!
Me: Nope. None. No YouTube. No e-mail. No Club Penguin.
Doodles: Wow. Just wow.
Wait till he finds out we had only four channels and we had to watch shows when they were live on TV! Bring towels, though. I think his head might explode.