–My son convinced my daughter that Hebrew school was the evil of all evils. But she announced yesterday afternoon, “Hey, Doodles was wrong! Hebrew school is fun!” And because of that, I didn’t cut out his tongue.
–The Dolphins won yesterday, and my son announced, “That’s not good news. Because I now root for the Patriots.” And I didn’t smack him across the head.
–My son asked this morning, as I tearfully prepared Pie for her first day of kindergarten and got together everything we needed, “Why do you always wait till the last minute to make my lunch for school?” And I let him I live.
That boy likes living dangerously.
