Last night at dinner:
Pie: What’s for dinner?
Me: Do you just want your cupcake?
Pie: Huh?
Me: I’ll let you eat your cupcake for dinner.
Pie: Um, well, I should probably have some protein first. It’s healthier that way.
Me, shocked: Uh…
Pie: And you should too. Make sure you have some protein—and calcium—before you eat your cupcake!
Thank goodness she went to bed long before I ate my, um, dinner. Yep, that’s what we’ll call it. Dinner.
