So first my iPhone was telling me it was charged when it wasn’t. I couldn’t understand why it wouldn’t work, even though it said the battery was full of green.
And then, on a lovely mid-80s day, when I was inside the house, which was set to mid-70s with air conditioning, I got this message on it:
And then tonight, when I plugged it in to download my most recent pictures, I was told that there was a new operating system for me to download.
Let’s be honest here. I knew I was entering into dangerous territory. My phone has been quietly rebelling ever since I dropped it into that toilet. And when it slammed into a concrete floor a month later (oops. Did I forget to mention that one to you guys?), it began rebelling not so quietly.
I downloaded the new system. Or at least I attempted to. The phone couldn’t take anymore. It just shut down. Told me to restore it. Which I tried doing. Three times. Now, I just get this helpless “connect to iTunes” message.
So sad little iPhone.
Tomorrow, this will be me (caution: this has, uh, adult language, so don’t play at work):
