I can now get AppleCare to take care of my, um, accidents! It says specifically in this article, “So if you drop your iPhone in the toilet, which happens way more than you think it would, don’t fret.” Oh, I know how much it happens! You go to sit on the toilet, the phone is in your back pocket, it slips out as you pull your pants down, it falls into the toilet. Easy breezy!
Of course, Adam pointed out that the new AppleCare will be $99. And, he wrote me, “Of course for $99 we could also buy you pants with a button in the back.”
Harumph.