Today is the day of the birthday parties: Doodles is going Mad Scientist; Pie is going Piggy Party.
Adam: What would you like from the bagel store?
Pie: I want a bagel with egg and bacon on the side. I need bacon because I’m having a piggy party!
Doodles: Bacon is made out of pig!
Pie: I know! So I need to eat bacon today! For my piggy party, I need to eat bacon!
I hope she’s not disappointed when I don’t serve bacon today at the actual party to her entirely Jewish guest list (she goes to a Jewish preschool).